Gopher Guts and Monkey Meat

gopher guts and monkey meat
Great green gobs of
Greasy, grimy, gopher guts.
Mutilated monkey meat,
    (some say ‘monkey’s feet’)
Chopped up baby parakeet,
French fried eyeballs
rolling down the dirty street,
But I forgot my spoon
so they gave me HORSE meat.
Elephants vomit,
milk and snot,
Camels toenails
mixed with glue!
All chopped up,
just for you!
Eat it (kid’s name)!
It’s good for you!
Vitamins and minerals too!


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