I’m a Crazy, Mixed Up Nut!

imanutI’m a little acorn brown,
sitting on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me,
that is why I’m cracked, you see.

I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!

Called myself on the telephone.
Just to hear my dial tone.
Asked myself
For a date
Had to be home by a
quarter past eight.

I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!

Took myself to the picture show.
Sat myself in the very first row.
Put my arm around my waist.
Got so fresh, I slapped my face!

I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!


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