I’m a little acorn brown, sitting on the cold, cold ground. Everybody steps on me, that is why I’m cracked, you see. I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut! Called myself on the telephone. Just to hear my dial tone. Asked myself For a date Had to be home by a quarter past eight. I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up … Read More!
Great green gobs of Greasy, grimy, gopher guts. Mutilated monkey meat, (some say ‘monkey’s feet’) Chopped up baby parakeet, French fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street, But I forgot my spoon so they gave me HORSE meat. Elephants vomit, milk and snot, Camels toenails mixed with glue! All chopped up, just for you! Eat it (kid’s name)! It’s good for you! Vitamins and minerals too! … Read More!
Playing with other kids can be a lot of fun, but sometimes there are mean kids and bullies in the mix. When we were very small, these comebacks were used often in self defense. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names can never hurt me. I’m rubber, you’re glue Whatever you say to me, bounces off of me and sticks to you! … Read More!
Lisa and Jasper sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage suckin’ his thumb, wettin’ his pants, doin’ the hoochie coochie dance. … Read More!
Down By The Banks of the Hanky Panky Where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank There’s an eeps, opps, an oops, whatever and a skiddle and a diddle and a ker-PLOP! … Read More!